The commissioner of Gridiron Gods addressed the media this morning announcing the ten teams that will take part in the long awaited “Fairness Draft:”

League,

I come forward today with some exciting news. The leadership committee has finalized their list of the ten teams that will receive draft picks in the upcoming Fairness Draft, along with the draft order. I will start with pick ten and count down.

10. New York Giants
9. Baltimore Ravens
8. Chicago Bears
7. Jacksonville Jaguars
6. Denver Broncos
5. Detroit Lions
4. Carolina Panthers
3. St. Louis Rams
2. Cleveland Browns (We understand that the Browns have asked to not receive a pick. However, they have the right to forfeit that pick come draft day.)
1. Kansas City Chiefs

Please understand that this list was dissected under intense scrutiny over the last 7 days. We evaluated things like overall talent, depth of roster, ability of players, team record, etc… This list is not up for any further debate.

Please look forward to the release of a list of eligible players sometime soon.

Until then….

Commish

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